Why is it wrong to lay down naked in the park with a ';free Body Paint'; sign around your neck?

did you know that pigeons can read?Why is it wrong to lay down naked in the park with a ';free Body Paint'; sign around your neck?
Um, excuse me, but I live across the street from a park, and WHY is it that I have not seen you on any park bench over there?! Plus, there's no flying rats either.





Oh, and to sweeten the deal, the name of the park is Hummer Park.





I'll be waiting.Why is it wrong to lay down naked in the park with a ';free Body Paint'; sign around your neck?
on one half of my street you have cool folk,that would love to body paint you(not using pigeons),the otherside,well all i can say is they complain about any noise,and i cant guarrentee id be quiet whilst painting you,we can do it at the park up near the shops,more folk to play with ;)
Because when women are naked it makes men's naughty parts swell and get hurty.





Just thinking about painting your body makes my Spiderman Underoos feel tight and hurty.





Bad girl, very bad girl!


(call me?)
we should b able 2 do that! how sad is it that we cant.





i didnt know that. interesting. now i will never send a message by pigeon cuz they may read it.
Because you should be laying naked in my backyard, letting me apply edible body paint with my swishy tail.






Well, I know that pigeons can read, but what I have noticed is when humans see signs that read free body paint or such, they get confused, Silly men:]
Because it is in really poor taste to expect me to bring my own paint you cheapskate and pigeons are nothing more than rats that can fly.
Its all in the BY-Laws!! .. F* uck I hate those!!








I mean........... there aint nothing wrong ..


well unless there are kids about!!











Decides NOT to *star*..... *wink*
It Should Be Accepted %26amp; Encouraged.





No I Did Not Know Pigeons Can Read.
Nothing wrong with that at all in my opinion...I did not know that about pigeons...
Wanna make some serious money ??? I think I could sell out the entire park if you did that !
I have some white substance I could apply on you.
I didn't know that it was wrong and yes I know first hand about the pigeons
its not wrong! i like to draw on that guy hes nice, and the pigeons usually leave him alone! its like practicing my tattoo skills!